"Fifty Shades of Grey"

Have you read this book?

Let me preface my comments by saying that I one, couldn't put it down and two, felt like a closet whore the entire time desperately waiting for nap time so that I could indulge in one of the most sensually descriptive relationships between a dominant and a submissive.

Now that I have your attention, let me also say that it's a trilogy.  "Fifty Shades of Darker" and "Fifty Shades of Free" are the sequels.  Guess how I'm spending nap time...or don't.

I can't describe the plot or really the characters without you thinking that I'm a freak or some kind of kinky hoe...but if you've read it, you know what I'm talking about.

Just for curiosity sake, I threw it into conversation this morning with my besties at coffee, only to discover that half of us had been "closet" readers.

I'll leave you with a hysterical SNL skit describing it and the temptation to grab a little summer reading for the tub, the bed, or a dark corner of your universe.